Shakespearean Scholars Gifts

'Well, you know what they say...give a million monkees a million cell phones and they'll eventually text the entire works of Shakespeare.'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Horti-Culture

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"To be or not to be."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Robocop and Juliet.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Schrodinger's Black Box

The Witches Discover The Wok

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Thomas Hardy

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Macbeth: Take Two

William Faulkner

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."