Shakespearean Scholars Pillows

'Well, you know what they say...give a million monkees a million cell phones and they'll eventually text the entire works of Shakespeare.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Horti-Culture

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"To be or not to be."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Schrodinger's Black Box

Robocop and Juliet.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Thomas Hardy

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Macbeth: Take Two

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

'Romeo and Julietta'

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'