Shakespeare Enthusiasts Who Love Pasta Gifts

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Hamlet'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Out damn Spot

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"To be or not to be."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Falstaff

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Robocop and Juliet.

The Witches Discover The Wok

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Hamlet

Italia tours

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

Lend me your ears

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

To read or not to read?

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"