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'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

'Hamlet'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Out damn Spot

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"To be or not to be."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Robocop and Juliet.

Falstaff

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Lend me your ears

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

To read or not to read?

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

Hamlet

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

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