Settlement Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful way to mark a milestone or the start of a new chapter? Our settlement-themed gifts offer humor and heart, perfect for celebrating fresh starts and life’s big moves. Whether it’s a new home, a fresh career, or a personal victory, these products help commemorate the moment with warmth and wit.

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'It's all settled. You get the house and car. You get the kids. And you get custody of the canary.'

'It's all settled. You get the house and car. You get the kids. And you get custody of the canary.' mockup

'It's all settled. You get the house and car. You get the kids. And you get custody of the canary.'

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NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!" mockup

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

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Moving in

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"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds." mockup

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

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...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am. mockup

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

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Yoghurt man

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'Your fee is causing us more mental anguish than the accident.'

'Your fee is causing us more mental anguish than the accident.' mockup

'Your fee is causing us more mental anguish than the accident.'

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Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.' mockup

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

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'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.'

'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.' mockup

'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.'

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After Mr and Mrs Tooth and Nail you've got the Hammer and Tongs.

After Mr and Mrs Tooth and Nail you've got the Hammer and Tongs. mockup

After Mr and Mrs Tooth and Nail you've got the Hammer and Tongs.

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'This next song is for my ex-wife, because she owns it and collects all the royalties.'

'This next song is for my ex-wife, because she owns it and collects all the royalties.' mockup

'This next song is for my ex-wife, because she owns it and collects all the royalties.'

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"Well, at least you don't have to worry about inheritance tax."

"Well, at least you don't have to worry about inheritance tax." mockup

"Well, at least you don't have to worry about inheritance tax."

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'No, Harry - your roots are here!' mockup

'No, Harry - your roots are here!'

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"Let's remain open to closing as we are close to the opening."

"Let's remain open to closing as we are close to the opening." mockup

"Let's remain open to closing as we are close to the opening."

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Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage mockup

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

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The City of Eden…in Fact - Martin Outside the 'Office' of Chuzzlewit & Co

The City of Eden…in Fact - Martin Outside the 'Office' of Chuzzlewit & Co mockup

The City of Eden…in Fact - Martin Outside the 'Office' of Chuzzlewit & Co

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I could only get a settlement of £50,000 and you get some of it.

I could only get a settlement of £50,000 and you get some of it. mockup

I could only get a settlement of £50,000 and you get some of it.

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attorney at law

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Solicitor tells divorcing couple: 'You must see that 'I'll have the bricks and she can have the mortar' is not very helpful,'

Solicitor tells divorcing couple: 'You must see that 'I'll have the bricks and she can have the mortar' is not very helpful,' mockup

Solicitor tells divorcing couple: 'You must see that 'I'll have the bricks and she can have the mortar' is not very helpful,'

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"CCCOOOLD!"

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'He's gone. Call the auctioneer.' mockup

'He's gone. Call the auctioneer.'

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'To be fair, I didn't say I was good, I said I was expensive.'

'To be fair, I didn't say I was good, I said I was expensive.' mockup

'To be fair, I didn't say I was good, I said I was expensive.'

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Lawyer: 'She got the house, he got the money, and somehow, I ended up with the kid.'

Lawyer: 'She got the house, he got the money, and somehow, I ended up with the kid.' mockup

Lawyer: 'She got the house, he got the money, and somehow, I ended up with the kid.'

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Another day in the lifestyles of the rich and famous...

Another day in the lifestyles of the rich and famous... mockup

Another day in the lifestyles of the rich and famous...

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"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

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