Sermon Skippers Gifts

Searching for a fun, tongue-in-cheek gift for someone who tends to skip sermons? Our collection offers lighthearted, creative products that celebrate their unique approach to church. Perfect for pastors, church members, or friends with a sense of humor about their attendance habits.

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"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty." mockup

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

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'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.' mockup

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

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'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?' mockup

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

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"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?" mockup

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

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"We missed you at church Sunday." mockup

"We missed you at church Sunday."

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'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.' mockup

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

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'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.' mockup

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

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SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy. mockup

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

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'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.' mockup

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

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"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!" mockup

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

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"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

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Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism. mockup

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

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'Those wafers are no good. Why don't they have cookies?'

'Those wafers are no good. Why don't they have cookies?' mockup

'Those wafers are no good. Why don't they have cookies?'

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Church: Open Sundays

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Churchwarden Talking to Rector

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Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale. mockup

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

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'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!' mockup

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

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Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.' mockup

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

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Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

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"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?" mockup

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

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'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.' mockup

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

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"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?" mockup

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

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'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...' mockup

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

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"I stopped believing in free will when I had my lawyer write mine."

"I stopped believing in free will when I had my lawyer write mine." mockup

"I stopped believing in free will when I had my lawyer write mine."

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"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week." mockup

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

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Church sign.

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'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.' mockup

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

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"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome." mockup

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

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"It's not that we consider ourselves holier than others just because we choose to sit in the front row."

"It's not that we consider ourselves holier than others just because we choose to sit in the front row." mockup

"It's not that we consider ourselves holier than others just because we choose to sit in the front row."

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'More options!'

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Doug Coe

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'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.' mockup

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

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REALLY boring sermons

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'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.' mockup

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

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Sermon Skippers Gifts Collection

Sermon Skippers Mugs

Explore our mugs collection featuring humorous takes on sermon skippers—making your coffee break a little more fun.

Sermon Skippers Pillows

Find playful pillows that poke fun at sermon skippers—brighten your space with humor and faith combined.

Sermon Skippers Prints

Check out our witty prints celebrating the quirky side of church attendance—ideal for livening up any space with humor.

Sermon Skippers T-Shirts

Discover our witty t-shirts geared towards those who have a playful approach to church sermons. Fun, cheeky, and perfectly humorous.