Sermon Scribes Gifts

Find the ideal gift for your sermon scribe with our collection of witty and thoughtful products. Whether they’re pastors, lay preachers, or church volunteers, our range celebrates their passion for preaching and storytelling. From mugs to posters, each item adds a touch of humor and inspiration to their daily routine and ministry work, making their calling even more special.

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'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.' mockup

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

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'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....' mockup

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

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"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy." mockup

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

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"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?" mockup

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

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'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.' mockup

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

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"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?" mockup

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

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That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you. mockup

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

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The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -' mockup

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

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How's my sermon. . .

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"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published." mockup

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

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"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

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'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.' mockup

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

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"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

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Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival mockup

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

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"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... " mockup

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

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'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.' mockup

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

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Church: Open Sundays

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'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?' mockup

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

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How's my Sermon . . .

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Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.' mockup

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

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"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime." mockup

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

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Computer literate Monk

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"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."

"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob." mockup

"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."

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"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?" mockup

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

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'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...' mockup

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

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Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season. mockup

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

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"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty." mockup

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

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"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!" mockup

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

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"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup." mockup

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

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"I'm not hanging up until I find the person who listed my sermons under 'Double Dutch'"

"I'm not hanging up until I find the person who listed my sermons under 'Double Dutch'" mockup

"I'm not hanging up until I find the person who listed my sermons under 'Double Dutch'"

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"An 'eight' for technical merit, Pastor, but only a 'five' for originality."

"An 'eight' for technical merit, Pastor, but only a 'five' for originality." mockup

"An 'eight' for technical merit, Pastor, but only a 'five' for originality."

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"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine." mockup

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

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"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it." mockup

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

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"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?" mockup

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

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'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!' mockup

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

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Sermon Scribes Gifts Collection

Sermon Scribes Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs made especially for sermon scribes—bring humor and inspiration to their daily routine.

Sermon Scribes Pillows

Shop our selection of pillows that celebrate the art of sermon writing—soft, inspiring, and perfect for church offices or living rooms.

Sermon Scribes Prints

Discover prints that honor sermon scribes—beautiful, humorous, and ideal for decorating their ministry or study space.

Sermon Scribes T-Shirts

Find witty and heartfelt t-shirts perfect for sermon scribes—great for clergy, volunteers, and church supporters.