Sermon Sippers Gifts

Searching for a gift for sermon sippers? Explore our collection of witty and meaningful items that celebrate those who find comfort and joy in their faith-filled moments. Ideal for friends, family, or anyone who loves to infuse humor into spiritual gatherings, these products add a personal touch to their devotion. Whether it’s a quirky mug, a cozy pillow, or a stylish print, you’ll find something that speaks to their faith with a playful twist.

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"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee." mockup

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

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"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky." mockup

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

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"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy." mockup

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

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"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?" mockup

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

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"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen." mockup

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

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'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?' mockup

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

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'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.' mockup

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

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'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.' mockup

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

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"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!" mockup

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

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'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?' mockup

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

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The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time. mockup

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

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Male On Sunday

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'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.' mockup

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

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'I really can't think of a blessed thing to preach about this morning, so I'll entertain questions from the floor.'

'I really can't think of a blessed thing to preach about this morning, so I'll entertain questions from the floor.' mockup

'I really can't think of a blessed thing to preach about this morning, so I'll entertain questions from the floor.'

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'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?' mockup

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

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'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.' mockup

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

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Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale. mockup

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

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And then a voice came down from the Lord...

And then a voice came down from the Lord... mockup

And then a voice came down from the Lord...

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'No more Mr. Nice Guy...'

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“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.” mockup

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

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Happy hour.

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'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol' mockup

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

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"The 'Ex' huh?"

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"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty." mockup

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

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"That was a good sermon...but I'd have settled for a soundbite."

"That was a good sermon...but I'd have settled for a soundbite." mockup

"That was a good sermon...but I'd have settled for a soundbite."

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'Why honest is the best policy...' mockup

'Why honest is the best policy...'

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Please follow safe worship practices. mockup

Please follow safe worship practices.

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Preaching to the inverted.

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"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

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