School Skippers Gifts

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

'School would be all right if you could just go during commercials.'

"But I don't want to get well, I'll have to go back to school!"

'No, I didn't fail anything this year. I'm pretty sure my parents sent me to summer school because they hate me.'

'Well, I couldn't get find the note from my doctor, but he did send me this get-well card!'

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

Vending machine that supplies homework answers.

"Oh boy, one sure way to stop my parents from laughing is to show them my school report..."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

"I told you Science was fun!"

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

"Sure, I'll give you a second opinion. I don't think you should stay home from school either."

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

'Hall of small mammals'

"I'm not good with letters."

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."