"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"
Exercise Skippers Gifts
If you know someone who loves skipping rope as their favorite workout, our collection is the perfect way to add some humor and motivation to their fitness routine. From witty mugs to stylish t-shirts, playful pillows, and vibrant art prints, our items are designed to encourage and entertain every exercise skippers' spirit. Celebrate their dedication and fun approach to fitness with unique products that match their energetic lifestyle.
"Do you guys serve beer?"
'You've hit the fitness plateau.'
'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'
Yoga for Alcoholics
Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer
'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'
'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'
Exercise Bars
'Just in case there is an accident.'
Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!
"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."
"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."
"I want you to learn from my mistakes."
'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'
Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.
"When did everybody stop jogging?"
Easy chair exercise machines
"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."
Step aerobics
'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'
"Look at me - I can do this!"
"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."
"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"
Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.
Fitness Course.
"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."
'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'
As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.
Work Out.
Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or
Bull Treadmill
Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.
Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'
'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'
Exercise Skippers Gifts Collection
Exercise Skippers Mugs
Explore more fun and motivational mugs for exercise skippers in our dedicated collection—make every coffee break a reminder of their energetic passion.
Exercise Skippers Pillows
Find playful and inspiring pillows for exercise enthusiasts, designed to add comfort and humor to any space.
Exercise Skippers Prints
Decorate their space with bold, colorful prints that celebrate the joy and energy of skipping exercise—perfect for motivating and inspiring.
Exercise Skippers T-Shirts
Browse our collection of humorous and stylish t-shirts for exercise skippers—they’re perfect for showing off their love of skipping and staying active.