Model Skippers Gifts

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Remote control pirate bully

Piracy on a boating lake

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

Submarine Hunter.

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

Bottle Battle

Cutaway drawing of an aircraft carrier.

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

Cargo Ship Backlog

"Oh boy, one sure way to stop my parents from laughing is to show them my school report..."

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

"It's fun, I guess. . . It's just not what I pictured when you asked if I wanted to go boating!"

"Can you get a bit off - the last three ships you did went down head first."

"It says skip ad in 10 seconds, what do you want to do till then?"

'No, I didn't fail anything this year. I'm pretty sure my parents sent me to summer school because they hate me.'

Annual fear of failure marathon.

"The crew is getting restless, captain."

Model Ship with Galley Slaves

"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'

The Voyages of Captain Blackbird the Pirate

fat woman passed her handbag to husband before getting weighed.

"No we've got it wrong; it's the ship that goes in the bottle."

Ship and mine

"His gardening fits in perfectly with his model aircraft."

'...I told you that you can't christen a toy boat!'