Model Skippers Pillows

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Remote control pirate bully

Piracy on a boating lake

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

Submarine Hunter.

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

Cutaway drawing of an aircraft carrier.

Bottle Battle

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

Cargo Ship Backlog

"Oh boy, one sure way to stop my parents from laughing is to show them my school report..."

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

'No, I didn't fail anything this year. I'm pretty sure my parents sent me to summer school because they hate me.'

"It's fun, I guess. . . It's just not what I pictured when you asked if I wanted to go boating!"

"It says skip ad in 10 seconds, what do you want to do till then?"

"Can you get a bit off - the last three ships you did went down head first."

"Did I startle you?"

Annual fear of failure marathon.

"The crew is getting restless, captain."

Model Ship with Galley Slaves

"His gardening fits in perfectly with his model aircraft."

Ship and mine

"No we've got it wrong; it's the ship that goes in the bottle."

The Voyages of Captain Blackbird the Pirate

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'

fat woman passed her handbag to husband before getting weighed.

"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"