Exercise Skippers Prints

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Exercise Bars

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Easy chair exercise machines

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Step aerobics

"Look at me - I can do this!"

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Fitness Course.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

Work Out.

Bull Treadmill

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

Stationary bicycles.