Sermon Critic Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their home with pillows that make light of sermon critiques. Soft, stylish, and fun, these cushions are a cozy way to celebrate their outspoken personality.

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How's my sermon. . .

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Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival mockup

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

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'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.' mockup

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

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'Not to be critical, John, but you need to put more life into your sermons.'

'Not to be critical, John, but you need to put more life into your sermons.' mockup

'Not to be critical, John, but you need to put more life into your sermons.'

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'Today's homily is on irreverence.' mockup

'Today's homily is on irreverence.'

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"I'm not hanging up until I find the person who listed my sermons under 'Double Dutch'"

"I'm not hanging up until I find the person who listed my sermons under 'Double Dutch'" mockup

"I'm not hanging up until I find the person who listed my sermons under 'Double Dutch'"

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"They should talk to you, some of your sermons are like dental surgery"

"They should talk to you, some of your sermons are like dental surgery" mockup

"They should talk to you, some of your sermons are like dental surgery"

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How's my Sermon . . .

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That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you. mockup

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

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"Not that his sermons aren't full of fire and brimstone... but his congregation comes out as 'bored again Christians'!"

"Not that his sermons aren't full of fire and brimstone... but his congregation comes out as 'bored again Christians'!" mockup

"Not that his sermons aren't full of fire and brimstone... but his congregation comes out as 'bored again Christians'!"

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'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.' mockup

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

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'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...' mockup

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

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"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?" mockup

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

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Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

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'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...' mockup

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

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'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....' mockup

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

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'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....' mockup

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

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Sermon Applause.

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"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit." mockup

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

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"...and in conclusion..."

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'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.' mockup

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

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"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?" mockup

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

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"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ." mockup

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

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'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.' mockup

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

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Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon. mockup

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

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"Dearly beloved, and others..."

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"That was a long three hours! I didn't know you had an extended service plan."

"That was a long three hours! I didn't know you had an extended service plan." mockup

"That was a long three hours! I didn't know you had an extended service plan."

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'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.' mockup

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

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First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name. mockup

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

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'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?' mockup

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

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"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages." mockup

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

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"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive." mockup

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

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"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number." mockup

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

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"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you." mockup

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

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"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher." mockup

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

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Sermon Critic Pillows Collection

Sermon Critic Mugs

Discover more humorous sermon critique mugs—perfect for brightening their mornings and sparking conversations.

Sermon Critic Prints

Browse our collection of humorous art prints about sermon critics—fun wall decor that celebrates their outspoken spirit.

Sermon Critic T-Shirts

Explore our funny sermon critic t-shirts—ideal for making a statement with a humorous touch on their casual wardrobe.