Sermon Satirist Pillows

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

'....and remember, you hate doing funerals so don't talk them to death.'

Pastor of Muppets

"...and in conclusion..."

Disorganized Religion

"I wish he'd taketh away broccoli!"

Tax and Sin...

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

Church of the Almighty Dollar, today's sermon, buy low, sell high.

Sermon about 20 minutes

'This new vestments freedom does seem appropriate for the comical twaddle he sometimes spouts.'

'Sermon - if he wanted us to eat genetically-modified food, h would have modified them himself.'

"Not sure I'm what your church had in mind when they said invite people."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Occu-Pie Mars

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"You're fired."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

They're Not Just That Into It

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Torturing the English Language

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Ghostwriting the Bible

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"