Sermon Satirist Prints

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

'....and remember, you hate doing funerals so don't talk them to death.'

Pastor of Muppets

"...and in conclusion..."

"I wish he'd taketh away broccoli!"

Tax and Sin...

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

Church of the Almighty Dollar, today's sermon, buy low, sell high.

Sermon about 20 minutes

'This new vestments freedom does seem appropriate for the comical twaddle he sometimes spouts.'

'Sermon - if he wanted us to eat genetically-modified food, h would have modified them himself.'

"Not sure I'm what your church had in mind when they said invite people."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Occu-Pie Mars

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Ghostwriting the Bible

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"