Seminar Satirist Pillows

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

Motivational Business Course: Charm, Repetition, Acronyms, Pie Charts.

'If at first you don't succeed, admit failure and ask for a bailout.'

'Oh no! Corporate wants me to go to a leadership seminar!'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

Occu-Pie Mars

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

They're Not Just That Into It

Torturing the English Language

Trump pardons

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

UK border controls relaxed.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

No-Work Orange

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Ghostwriting the Bible

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

The prying mantis,

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Yes, one is a dog."

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