Semantic Satirist Pillows

'From now on, Jaded will not mean tired or worn out but rather overweight and minging'. V annoying

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Occu-Pie Mars

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Ghostwriting the Bible

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

The prying mantis,

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."