Sentiment Satirist Pillows

Jack's Cards

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Occu-Pie Mars

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Ghostwriting the Bible

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

The Proust of Twitter

The prying mantis,

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'