Scholarly Satirist Pillows

'I'm not interested in what the paper is about, Dr Jones, I just want you to put me on the authors' list...'

"I got an 'A' in hopelessness and a 'B' in missed opportunities."

Bachelors and Masters degrees.

Thomas Carlyle

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Trump pardons

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

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"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."