Sermon Critics Pillows

Add humor and personality to their space with our sermon critic-inspired pillows. Perfect for relaxing and unwinding while contemplating the next critique.

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"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!" mockup

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

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'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.' mockup

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

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"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?" mockup

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

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That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you. mockup

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

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How's my sermon. . .

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"...and in conclusion..."

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The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry. mockup

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

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'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.' mockup

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

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Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival mockup

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

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"It was a little preachy."

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How's my Sermon . . .

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"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages." mockup

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

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'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.' mockup

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

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Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.' mockup

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

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"I think it's the company logo."

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Pastor of Muppets

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Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season. mockup

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

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"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes." mockup

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

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'Just remember to get your punch lines in before they fall asleep.'

'Just remember to get your punch lines in before they fall asleep.' mockup

'Just remember to get your punch lines in before they fall asleep.'

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"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..." mockup

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

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'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.' mockup

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

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Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning. mockup

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

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"After last week's incident, I'd like to talk about one of the lesser-known Commandments - Thou Shalt Not Heckle."

"After last week's incident, I'd like to talk about one of the lesser-known Commandments - Thou Shalt Not Heckle." mockup

"After last week's incident, I'd like to talk about one of the lesser-known Commandments - Thou Shalt Not Heckle."

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"I'm not hanging up until I find the person who listed my sermons under 'Double Dutch'"

"I'm not hanging up until I find the person who listed my sermons under 'Double Dutch'" mockup

"I'm not hanging up until I find the person who listed my sermons under 'Double Dutch'"

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'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.' mockup

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

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"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please." mockup

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

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"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?" mockup

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

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"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?" mockup

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

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Martin Luther.

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REALLY boring sermons

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'If God tells you what to say in your sermon, why do you make so many corrections?'

'If God tells you what to say in your sermon, why do you make so many corrections?' mockup

'If God tells you what to say in your sermon, why do you make so many corrections?'

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First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.' mockup

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

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'Today's homily is on irreverence.' mockup

'Today's homily is on irreverence.'

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"Is writing 'wait for laughter' on your sermon really necessary?"

"Is writing 'wait for laughter' on your sermon really necessary?" mockup

"Is writing 'wait for laughter' on your sermon really necessary?"

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Sermon Critics Pillows Collection

Sermon Critics Mugs

Looking for more humorous mugs for sermon critics? Explore our collection of products that add a splash of wit to their daily routine.

Sermon Critics Prints

Discover unique prints for sermon critics that blend humor and insight. Perfect for decorating a space that celebrates their analytical humor.

Sermon Critics T-Shirts

Find the perfect witty t-shirt for the sermon critic in your life. Our range of clever designs are great for showing off their critiquing skills.