Serious Facade Breaker Gifts

Seriousness Institute.

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

Jesus breaks the bread.

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Glass Ceiling

High Jump

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

'At least! I get to find out what's above the glass ceiling!'

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

"In the flea jar, the Change Manager attempts to convince his colleagues that 'there is no lid'.

Toxic Masculinity

Graffiti like

'Dear, you're cutting the bread against the grain again.'

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.

Heaven: Disabled Access

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

'Let me try and explain this again, Paul. You are a 'free agent', and I'm the take-20-of-everything-you-make agent.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't feel comfortable with signing a long term lease.'

FacadeBook

Negotiations Break Down

Not wanting to seem sour or charmless, Steve smiled his way through life.

"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"

The merger is off.

The sad man carries a smiling face mask

"The best way to get over a wall is to break through the glass ceiling."

Corporate ladders for men and women

'Book me a Greek holiday - I want to break plates!'

"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."

'Any way I could play through?'

Architectural Barriers

'I haven't found a barrier yet that stops me!'