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Person Of Interest Monthly

The Fourth Little Pig

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yes, all at once!'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Recalculating route..."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Moby Dick

This side is the gag reel.

Sistine Selfie

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

Mom dwarves.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Romulus and Remus

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'