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Person Of Interest Monthly

The Fourth Little Pig

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yes, all at once!'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Recalculating route..."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Moby Dick

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Sistine Selfie

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"For drinks or dinner?"

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Romulus and Remus

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"