Senior Neighbor Gifts

"You don't want to mess about with that denture fixative rubbish Ethel. You want to get yourself some gasket seal from the motor spares shop."

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"It's mostly my medications and adjustable mattress."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"First time pruning?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Why bother?"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"He loves his leaf blower."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Canape?

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Thank you bubbles

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."