Senior Neighbor Mugs

"You don't want to mess about with that denture fixative rubbish Ethel. You want to get yourself some gasket seal from the motor spares shop."

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"It's mostly my medications and adjustable mattress."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"First time pruning?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Why bother?"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Canape?

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Thank you bubbles

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'