Senior Moments Appreciator Gifts

"Look at that adorable mother and baby! I haven't changed a diaper in years."

'I remember my pin, but I've forgotten my name!'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Senior Jeopardy!

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Larry is seventy with occasional gusts to eighty-five."

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

"My memory's not too good these days."

You know you're getting old... when your barber spends more time on your eyebrows and ears than on the hairs on your head.

Old Tortoise

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

Oldies.

"I've finally got my head together."

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

'NO, you cannot borrow Grandpa's bus pass!'

'Now where did I put that cape?'

'FQ...?'

The Name Brain

'Mine does the same...a loud involuntary groan every time he sits or gets up.'

"Geez, my memory is getting bad." "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?"

'George is on some weird pill...'

"... Yes, Miss Mawdsley. I think it will be safe for you to come off the pill now."

'How can I put this... My bladder is not what you'd call a 'control freak'.'

"I bet those candles are heavier than the cake!"

"I think they were a civilization that celebrated middle age!"

'God knows where you libido went!'