Senior Moments Appreciator Prints

"Look at that adorable mother and baby! I haven't changed a diaper in years."

'I remember my pin, but I've forgotten my name!'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Senior Jeopardy!

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Larry is seventy with occasional gusts to eighty-five."

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

"My memory's not too good these days."

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

You know you're getting old... when your barber spends more time on your eyebrows and ears than on the hairs on your head.

Old Tortoise

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

Oldies.

"I've finally got my head together."

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

"Welcome to your new home, Dad."

The Name Brain

'NO, you cannot borrow Grandpa's bus pass!'

'FQ...?'

'Now where did I put that cape?'

'Mine does the same...a loud involuntary groan every time he sits or gets up.'

"Geez, my memory is getting bad." "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?"

How Aging Affects Candles. . .

'George is on some weird pill...'

Top 10 signs you're getting older...

"... Yes, Miss Mawdsley. I think it will be safe for you to come off the pill now."

'How can I put this... My bladder is not what you'd call a 'control freak'.'

'God knows where you libido went!'