Senior Moments Enthusiast Prints

"I said, is it Thursday?"

"My memory's not too good these days."

The Name Brain

Cats on Board.

Senior Jeopardy!

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Larry is seventy with occasional gusts to eighty-five."

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

'It's sadly ironic in a way - He can't hear the hearing aid commercials.'

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

You know you're getting old... when your barber spends more time on your eyebrows and ears than on the hairs on your head.

"I know I'm getting old when one big fart throws my back out."

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

"How's your memory?"

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

"My back goes out more often than I do..."

"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."

'It's my prostate.'

"Show-off!"

"Look at that adorable mother and baby! I haven't changed a diaper in years."

'Now where did I put that cape?'

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

'Mine does the same...a loud involuntary groan every time he sits or gets up.'

Feel good.

'A gang of senior citizens was arrested today for harassing freshmen....'

"I have to keep a lot of handwritten notes. Every mental note I make is in invisible ink."