Senior Moment Survivor Prints

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

Senior Jeopardy!

A guide to seasons in the North East

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"Larry is seventy with occasional gusts to eighty-five."

"My memory's not too good these days."

You know you're getting old... when your barber spends more time on your eyebrows and ears than on the hairs on your head.

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

Computer Jobs

Relief for America in the Heat.

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

Livin' the dream

Intense summer sun

'Your breathing test results would be normal ... if you were 3'8' and 150 years old.'

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

The Name Brain

"It's so hot they're laying them already cooked!"

"Look at that adorable mother and baby! I haven't changed a diaper in years."

A snowman enjoys the aircon

'Now where did I put that cape?'

Fox Operated Fan

'Mine does the same...a loud involuntary groan every time he sits or gets up.'

After spending the summer home with the kids, teacher pay doesn't seem all that high after all.

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

Feel good.

I don't know what's worse-drowning over here or roasting over there!

'Boy it's hot today!'

"I have to keep a lot of handwritten notes. Every mental note I make is in invisible ink."