Senior Moment Survivor Mugs

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

Senior Jeopardy!

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

A guide to seasons in the North East

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Old Frogs' Home

"Larry is seventy with occasional gusts to eighty-five."

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

Computer Jobs

Relief for America in the Heat.

"My memory's not too good these days."

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

You know you're getting old... when your barber spends more time on your eyebrows and ears than on the hairs on your head.

"Marie, are you still driving?"

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

Livin' the dream

Intense summer sun

'Your breathing test results would be normal ... if you were 3'8' and 150 years old.'

Turtle Haze

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"It's so hot they're laying them already cooked!"

"Welcome to your new home, Dad."

"Look at that adorable mother and baby! I haven't changed a diaper in years."

'Now where did I put that cape?'

A snowman enjoys the aircon

Fox Operated Fan

The Name Brain

'Mine does the same...a loud involuntary groan every time he sits or gets up.'

After spending the summer home with the kids, teacher pay doesn't seem all that high after all.

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

Feel good.

'Boy it's hot today!'

I don't know what's worse-drowning over here or roasting over there!