Senior Stories Appreciator Gifts

'George is on some weird pill...'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

Nanki Poo

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

'Oh, to be 75 again!'

Jack and the Beanie stock.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

You know you're getting old... when your barber spends more time on your eyebrows and ears than on the hairs on your head.

Old Tortoise

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

Oldies.

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

"Remember toothache!!!"

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

"I've finally got my head together."

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

"Pretend you're interested in granddad's old stories and stop calling them reruns."

'Now where did I put that cape?'

"Look at that adorable mother and baby! I haven't changed a diaper in years."

'I won't have any drops today, nurse. It's raining so much...'

'NO, you cannot borrow Grandpa's bus pass!'

'FQ...?'

'I got up for something - but now I can't remember what it was.'

'Actually I was hoping to meet a knight in shining armour!'