Senior Love Appreciators Gifts

Oldies.

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Love Birds love dancing together

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

The Final Selfie

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

You know you're getting old... when your barber spends more time on your eyebrows and ears than on the hairs on your head.

Old Tortoise

'Did someone say something?'

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

Old man has a walking stick case.

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

"I've finally got my head together."

Elderly couple

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

'Now where did I put that cape?'

"Look at that adorable mother and baby! I haven't changed a diaper in years."

'Aha, the vitamins for seniors swaps additives for preservatives.'

'FQ...?'

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

Feel good.

"Thank you for the lovely dinner, Perry. Would you like to come in for a stool softener?"

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"

"This is Norman - eighty-seven and never a mid-life crisis in his life."