Senior Citizen Appreciator Gifts

A table setting that includes dentures.

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

The Final Selfie

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'Relax - we're retired, we don't have any teeth.'

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Old Tortoise

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

"I've finally got my head together."

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

Oldies.

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

'NO, you cannot borrow Grandpa's bus pass!'

Maradona memorial.

'FQ...?'

'Now where did I put that cape?'

"Look at that adorable mother and baby! I haven't changed a diaper in years."

'Thank you.'

"The best part of my days are photobombing at the retirement homes."

"If I were you I'd talk to him again later after he's had his nap."

'George is on some weird pill...'