Senior Moment Appreciator Gifts

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

'Somedays his creakiness exceeds his crankiness.'

'Now where did I put that cape?'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Senior Jeopardy!

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"Larry is seventy with occasional gusts to eighty-five."

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

"My memory's not too good these days."

You know you're getting old... when your barber spends more time on your eyebrows and ears than on the hairs on your head.

Old Tortoise

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

"I've finally got my head together."

Oldies.

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

'NO, you cannot borrow Grandpa's bus pass!'

The Name Brain

'FQ...?'

"Look at that adorable mother and baby! I haven't changed a diaper in years."

"Welcome to your new home, Dad."

'Mine does the same...a loud involuntary groan every time he sits or gets up.'

How Aging Affects Candles. . .

'George is on some weird pill...'

"Geez, my memory is getting bad." "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?"

Top 10 signs you're getting older...

"... Yes, Miss Mawdsley. I think it will be safe for you to come off the pill now."

'How can I put this... My bladder is not what you'd call a 'control freak'.'

"I bet those candles are heavier than the cake!"