Senior Love Appreciators Pillows

Oldies.

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

Love Birds love dancing together

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

The Final Selfie

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Old Frogs' Home

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

'Did someone say something?'

Old Tortoise

Old man has a walking stick case.

You know you're getting old... when your barber spends more time on your eyebrows and ears than on the hairs on your head.

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

"I've finally got my head together."

Elderly couple

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

'Aha, the vitamins for seniors swaps additives for preservatives.'

'FQ...?'

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

"Look at that adorable mother and baby! I haven't changed a diaper in years."

'Now where did I put that cape?'

Feel good.

"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

"I have to keep a lot of handwritten notes. Every mental note I make is in invisible ink."