Senior Citizen Joker Gifts

Church Basement Foodie

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

'Relax - we're retired, we don't have any teeth.'

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

Things You Say When You Are Officially Old - Volume # 2

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"You look amazing Dad. Has Mrs Arnold been ironing your face again?"

"If I were you I'd talk to him again later after he's had his nap."

"The best part of my days are photobombing at the retirement homes."

"You've lost a little weight since your last physical, but you're also two inches shorter."

'There's a gastroenterologist in my closet.'

Old husband is knitted over by old wife.

Hey! I just figured out what I want to do with my life!

The day Young MacDonald officially Became Old MacDonald

"I you want to know the age of my nan, just count the rings."

"No, accepting the popcorn doesn't obligate you in any way."

'Look, here comes our 'meals on wheels'.'

'The worst thing about getting old is having to your childrens' advice.'

AARP prune break.