Senior Citizen Joker T-Shirts

'I've been having an affair with Tiger Woods.'

Church Basement Foodie

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

'Relax - we're retired, we don't have any teeth.'

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

Tired Woods

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

Old Geezers Erupting Every Hour on the Hour.

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

Things You Say When You Are Officially Old - Volume # 2

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

"You look amazing Dad. Has Mrs Arnold been ironing your face again?"

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"You've lost a little weight since your last physical, but you're also two inches shorter."

"The best part of my days are photobombing at the retirement homes."

"If I were you I'd talk to him again later after he's had his nap."

'There's a gastroenterologist in my closet.'

'I saw a Rascal Scooter crash into a Hoveround. It all happened so slow.'

'Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?'

Old husband is knitted over by old wife.

Furniture Sales. This chair has eight positions! That's seven more than I have these days.

Hey! I just figured out what I want to do with my life!

The day Young MacDonald officially Became Old MacDonald

'Look, here comes our 'meals on wheels'.'

"No, accepting the popcorn doesn't obligate you in any way."

Sidewalk Repairs

"I you want to know the age of my nan, just count the rings."

'The worst thing about getting old is having to your childrens' advice.'