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'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

Things You Say When You Are Officially Old - Volume # 2

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

At the Old Bikers' Home

"You look amazing Dad. Has Mrs Arnold been ironing your face again?"

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"

Old People Whisperer

"You've lost a little weight since your last physical, but you're also two inches shorter."

'There's a gastroenterologist in my closet.'

'Wanna come out and play?'

'The bottom of the garden's starting to look like a jungle again Brian.'

"Ready for your birthday present dear?" "Leave the diaper on! Leave the diaper on!"

Hey! I just figured out what I want to do with my life!

'It must have been the fork in the road.'

The day Young MacDonald officially Became Old MacDonald

'...Vote for me twice, shame on YOU!'

"Do you have a minute to talk about your retirement years?"

'The worst thing about getting old is having to your childrens' advice.'

'It's for my legs. They keep falling asleep.'