Semi-retirement Gifts

'I'll do half of it.'

"I'm semi-retired. That means I limit my information intake to texting Tuesdays and phone Fridays."

Bob was put out to pasture - with his cellphone and laptop.

Semi-retired man returns to work, amends sign to 'Not quite dun roamin''.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"We want you to come out of semi-retirement."

'He's gone into semi-retirement.'

"Can't imagine retiring. It's bad enough being semi-retired."

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Lady of the Cake.

'Not that net!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Feel free to take notes."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Your contents have shifted."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Allotment

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'Life is great' down on the farm.