Career Retirement Gifts

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

Pablo Iglesias retires from politics

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Where your mind & battle are los

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Good game."

Butterfly Woman

'Let's not go by the book.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

In basket-case.

'How fast can you hype?'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Lady of the Cake.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Not that net!'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.