Retiring Professional Gifts

Looking for a gift for a retiring professional? Our collection blends wit with appreciation, honoring their career while adding a touch of fun. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their achievements and new beginnings with a smile.

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"Look here, Watson, everybody has to retire sometime."

"Look here, Watson, everybody has to retire sometime." mockup

"Look here, Watson, everybody has to retire sometime."

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Seniors Snooker Tournament.

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"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt" mockup

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

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"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage." mockup

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

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Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds. mockup

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

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"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?" mockup

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

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'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.' mockup

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

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'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!' mockup

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

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"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed." mockup

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

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'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.' mockup

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

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"Clive used to be an astronaut."

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"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!" mockup

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

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The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism mockup

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

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'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

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"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!" mockup

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

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'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.' mockup

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

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'I'll review your salary next spring.' mockup

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

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Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

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