Career Retirement T-Shirts

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

Pablo Iglesias retires from politics

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Where your mind & battle are los

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

"Good game."

'Let's not go by the book.'

Butterfly Woman

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

In basket-case.

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'How fast can you hype?'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Lady of the Cake.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Not that net!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"