Future Retiree Gifts

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Your mother and I are going to wait out this ice age in Florida."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

'No, I'm not retired. I just complain about everything now so when I do retire I'll already have some experience at it.'

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

Ah Jepson, I believe you're interested in taking early retirement?

I work too hard, I need a change, more time to spend with the children...by the way how many have we got?

"When they said the NHS was 'from the cradle to the grave' I didn't think they meant we couldn't retire until we were 108..."

Old man training for retirement.

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Lady of the Cake.

'Not that net!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Feel free to take notes."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."