Recently Retired Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone who has recently retired? Our collection features witty and warm options that honor their career and welcome their new freedom. Whether it's a funny mug, a comfy pillow, or a stylish print, you'll find something to set their retirement joy ablaze. Celebrate their achievements and new adventures with a gift that speaks to their personality and the exciting road ahead.

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Taggers rest retirement village

from $19.00

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian." mockup

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

from $19.00

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

from $19.00

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt" mockup

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

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"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage." mockup

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

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'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.' mockup

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

from $19.00

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds. mockup

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

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'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.' mockup

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

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"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?" mockup

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

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"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed." mockup

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

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'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!' mockup

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

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Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard. mockup

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

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"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!" mockup

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

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"Clive used to be an astronaut."

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'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.' mockup

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

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'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

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The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism mockup

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

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"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!" mockup

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

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'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.' mockup

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

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'I'll review your salary next spring.' mockup

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

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'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.' mockup

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

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Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

from $19.00