Future Retiree Prints

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Your mother and I are going to wait out this ice age in Florida."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

'No, I'm not retired. I just complain about everything now so when I do retire I'll already have some experience at it.'

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

Ah Jepson, I believe you're interested in taking early retirement?

I work too hard, I need a change, more time to spend with the children...by the way how many have we got?

"When they said the NHS was 'from the cradle to the grave' I didn't think they meant we couldn't retire until we were 108..."

Old man training for retirement.

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Not that net!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."