Semi-retirement Prints

'I'm semi-retired.'

'I'll do half of it.'

"I'm semi-retired. That means I limit my information intake to texting Tuesdays and phone Fridays."

Bob was put out to pasture - with his cellphone and laptop.

Semi-retired man returns to work, amends sign to 'Not quite dun roamin''.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"We want you to come out of semi-retirement."

'He's gone into semi-retirement.'

"Can't imagine retiring. It's bad enough being semi-retired."

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Lady of the Cake.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Not that net!'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Feel free to take notes."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

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