Seinfeld Superfan Gifts

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

Haywatch

Love.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

Nativity - The sitcom

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

Festivus poles

Mind control

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

'Soup of the day, with extra flies, please.'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

Soccer Fans.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Sitcom/Sitcom with laugh track.