Sitcom Superfan Gifts

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Applause

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Now that's Real TV!'

Situation Tragedy.

Haywatch

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Love.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

Nativity - The sitcom

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

Larry David

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'Shakespeare's Tragedies and Sitcoms.' 'The Bard sells out.'

"Being married to her was the most miserable experience of my life, but I was able to develop a sitcom out of it."