Tv Superfan Gifts

Man looks dismayed as voice on TV says: 'If you're a digital viewer, press your red button now for bonus footage and behind-the-scenes extras' everyone else ... oh, just get lost.'

Henry is lost without Lost.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Cut!

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Astral Projection

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Miami Mice

It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.

Clive Anderson

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Larry King

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Love.

As Seen Watching TV

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Gillian Leigh Anderson

Nativity - The sitcom